dear_mun | Entries tagged with game: re-alignment

This is my excited face. No, really, it is.

[Is he bitter? He's a little bitter.]

I mean, why wouldn't I be excited you're planning on sending me to a planet full of things that could crush me in a moment of clumsiness? Obviously that's everybody's ideal scenario. Death by giant robot feet.

[Sure, he'd probably be able to just leap out of the way in time, being notoriously hard to squash and all, but it's the principle of the matter.]

Oh and let's not forget the part where there's pretty much nothing organic native to our mechanized utopia. Gonna make it real hard to make more webs when most of the natural resources are rocks, more rocks, bigger rocks, and mysterious volatile energy the big guys use for food.

[...well, more or less, anyway.]

Kinda need those webs in case any of the big ones start feeling stompy. And I don't like the fact the only one of 'em with a lab happens to be equal parts crazy and completely unethical.

oneasthreeandthreeasone

No, we're happy for you experiencing new things, mun, really. That is not the issue here.

....But you want to send my sisters and I to a different Cybertron?

[Oh yeah, Arcee can tell this is going to be one hell of a ride already.]

What makes you think that resembles anything "okay"? It isn't. At all. If you don't remember, I--we--have had bad experiences with waking up in strange places. Guess you have it in for us already.

leap_before_look

TIFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[....No Garrod, that's now how you get a cast.]

donttasemebee

...So we're trying this game thing again, huh? And it's somewhere you've been before.

This should be interesting.

[And by interesting he means not at all.

At least he'll have friends there!]

Right.

Friends.

You mean I get to babysit and make sure Prowl doesn't do anymore damage and, if Metalhawk comes along, make sure he and Prowl aren't at each other's throats.

Sounds like a lot of fun with friends, mun. Really.

unnailignment

Mundane, I appreciate your sudden interest in me, but this was quite the inopportune time. Cybertron is in desperate need of peace, and I cannot trust the Autobots or Decepticons to keep it among the unaligned, let alone themselves.

...I suppose another Cybertron would be worth the journey, but...

You're sure on this?

[Positive. Your presence is needed there, birdy.]

Mm. Indeed.

system_dp

Mun, this unit does not understand why you continue to refer to it as a "toaster"?

This unit was not made for domestic use, or residential use, so calling this unit a toaster seems to not make any rational sense to this unit.

... Also this unit is slightly... disturbed by your desire to toss it at "all the robots", which has remained with you since this unit has been in your care, Mun.

nobirds

Oh. It's you.

You've decided to finally let me out. I see how it is. You must be getting bored. But I digress.

Turning me loose on a planet full of insane robot murderers. I can't see how much different this is from what normally goes on.

Oh wait.

It's not.

Why am I not surprised.

thankyou4myheart

Miss Mun, you're sure about this?

....all right. So long as you know what you're doing.

McCrane and Power Joe are there? And Drill Boy? I'm glad! It'll be good to see them. ....................Kagerou!? Kagerou's there? He's alive!? That's . . . that's great news! I'll look forward to seeing him too! [Even if...Kagerou probably DOESN'T want to see /him/...]

In any case, Miss Mun, try to relax. You know we won't be hearing from the mods for at least probably three weeks. And there's that big event coming up in the meantime. [Which he knows his headmate, Thundercracker, is Very. Much. NOT. looking forward too...] Things will be busy enough until decisions are made on the applications for this cycle.

If I am accepted, though? I promise to do my best! That's all we can really do, right?

In the meantime, you really should step up your studies again. There's no telling when they'll start the process of interviews for that position that you just applied for! You don't want to miss that opportunity because you weren't prepared.

Yes! We'll both do our best.

Current Mood: hopeful

rocksatfashion

Are you really sure about this Mundane? I mean, look at me! Do you honestly think that I'd be a good fit for a game set on a planet full of giant metal golems? What would I even do? What would I even wear??? I don't imagine that, er, Cybertron, has a store where I can buy some high quality shampoo and conditioner. A metal planet is no place for a lady! How do I know if these metal creatures even know how to keep themselves clean?

And I mean no offence to anyone who happens to live there of course.

Well I suppose I can't very well change your mind Mundane, so I suppose I'll have to make the most of it. Just as a note dear mun: No life-threatening injures please, I see that you're rather fond of those. I'm a pony, not your chew toy.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm a very busy pony, these dresses aren't going to stitch themselves together you know!

yomamataunts

and so we see teh brave pom doge, as she is abotu to go into the wilds of gay robot planet.

that's if her mun will not be teh lazy ass bitch she normally is!!!!

i am Dog but i still need my yaois even if it's just w/gay robots!!!

and they might have wi-fi there too.

akaikutsu

Mundane.

Please. To say you will do one thing, and then another is not a way to treat a friend. I know you want what's best for---everyone, me and your other friends too. But your indecisiveness is...it's not an attractive trait.

Don't force yourself to choose. If you think that choosing me is best, then...I'll respect that choice.

But please, don't only regard my say.

[ On a less accusatory note. ]

What does someone do on a planet of---robots? What do you do there? What is it like?

kaijufanboy

Alien planet.

Alien planet.

The more I say it outloud, the more I can't believe I'm actually not excited about all this. Should I be more excited? What empty rock couldn't use a biologist? That, you know, specializes in something completely non-existent on said rock. Though I don't think I'll be there to otherwise distribute the use of my expertise. No? Yeah, I didn't think so.

I mean kaiju, those, those are one thing, but they're a huge screaming monster thing, not a...living.

...Breathing. Not-robot....thing.

...Woah. Okay, now it's hitting me. Yeah. You should----We should go. Definitely. I should go. This thing should've been written, like, yesterday. Make it happen.

reavestheunjust

While I do not understand the draw of bringing me here, I am honoured by your attention Mundane. Your decision to someday put me into one of these games is interesting, but I must ask you to reconsider. My code is absolute, as you understand, and will not be bent because of a drastically unfamiliar environment. It would be unfortunate if someone were to die over a misunderstanding. As a Justicar, it is my duty.

I realize that I cannot change your mind, and I will not beg. All I ask of you is to respect me and never have me stray from my code. Such a thing would be... unforgivable.

That is all I have to say.

hemeleno

But why would I want to leave? You have fun people in here too, that...take care of me.

I think you might be overestimating your abilities.

[ What TV show did you just get that from. ]

I'm just saying.

constituent

Talk about spur of the moment. I'm not sure if I'm flattered or worried.

I might be neither; just excited not to be grounded here in your mind anymore.

Let's make it last this time around, alright?

rstlsslegsyndrm

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

While your sadomasochistic nature is not much of a secret: Really? Are you really having this much fun over tormenting me? All this joy you derive out of all this is a little - hmm - unsettling?

No, that's an understatement. A bit frightening and morbid and disturbing? That's a better fit.

Well, at least one of us is having a good time with all of... this. And don't even talk to me about the recent canon update. I'd... No, "do you have a splitting headache" is not at all appropriate.

Have you considered a position with the Decepticon Justice Division? No, really, you should consider it. You'll fit right in.

goto

No no, don't tell me. [She looks at her omni-tool. Clearly somebody has done her own research on games.] That's the place with mostly big robots huh? Interesting.

It's not because I'm Japanese is it? [She's only kidding, of course. Thinking about it, what's there to steal from a giant robot? She'll find out eventually.]

Hmmm. [The thief can't help but smile with that mischievous glint in her eyes.] This might not be so bad.

I'll be here doing my prep work. [She says with the wave of her omni-tool.] You go do yours. We've a lot of catching up to do.

we_re_doomed

You say you've been meaning to right your activity levels, dear Mundane, but I am most certain I have found myself repeating what you have been telling yourself. Plenty of things have been happening and there is much I should attend to. At the very least, I should be up to date with Cybertron's current events.

Oh, no, I'm not saying I don't believe you. I'm just pointing out the fact your forgetfulness happens at rather convenient intervals during the week. You may be doing it even now, I may add.

Well, don't look at me like that. I have been programmed for specific duties as a protocol droid. Typing out all sorts of nonsense isn't one of them–

–Of course speaking is my forte! I can stop any time I want to.

How rude.

aerospacecommander

First the bullet-headed, egotistical, rust bucket decides to take the class on a field trip, and of course nothing goes right!

I had hoped all three of the silver grimaces would get into some sort death match and tear one another apart, but alas my life is not that simple.

I suppose an accident can happen sooner or later, however.

theprimerprime

Listen up, mun. I thought you and I had an understanding. You don't bother me, I don't bother you. But now you're thinking about sending me back there? For what, so you can spend another couple of years laughing at my expense while I'm being insulted, blown up, manipulated, turned into unnatural things, having my career ruined and being forced to deal with organics? Just because you were talking with your friends about it? For spark's sake, if your friends decided that jumping off a space bridge was a good idea, would you go along with that, too?!

And while we're at it, I know you're in cahoots with that Starscream and his mun. Don't even think about it. I made that mistake once, and I'll be scrapped before I make it a second time. But you're twisted enough that you'd probably like that, wouldn't you?

I am only going to say this once. Don't you dare send me back to that place. Don't you dare force me back into that flimsy, stupid-looking human body. Is. That. Clear?

...

...And no,

re_alignment is NOT an acceptable compromise!

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with game: re-alignment

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(no subject)

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Voicetest; possibly being sent to re_alignment

maybe... Re-Alignment for her? Perhaps.

WELP,

On his being app'ed to Re/Alignment

A planet full of robots? No thank you

Canon is Pom Gets Wi Fi, looking at re_alignment

considering re_alignment in lieu of a different reserve.

looking at you re_alignment

Voice Test

looking at a couple games.

apped @ re-alignment

on mun's horrible, horrible glee and fun with recent events

reserved at re_alignment \_/

Well, this is all your fault.

(no subject)

Because I ran into some old castmates at a con and they put IDEAS in my head...

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