dear_mun | On being homeless and memeless and watching Season 13 again

Okay sister, I get it. You fucking miss me, and why not? I'm pretty fucking awesome. Like, seriously, dude. I never thought I could get MORE kickass, and I managed it.

[A pause.]

Or you know, kickass for the first time. Whatever. Anyways!

We'll find a place, okay? Just ... not by myself. That would suck beyond measure and fuck knows I need my fellow Red and Blue assholes.

Even Church.

...and fucking Caboose.

Okay and fucking Doc.

I'll deal with Locus if he's there.

...but I am so fucking kicking Felix in the balls. Swear to FUCKING GOD that guy is a douche canoe.

And yeah of course I have my own slash-fic bookmark list. Excuse fucking me, but I am awesome in any fucking way with any fucking person. EVEN Felix.

...Although that is seriously fucked up -- that guy hates me, and like fucking mutual.

But I'm down with the Wash stuff. Because you know, two fucking hot guys being fucking hot together? Sweet.

Still prefer boobs though.

Anyways! Don't worry about it, dude! We'll find a home. We always do.

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[ Shhh, shhh. It's okay. Just let the insanity wash over you and then remind yourself that it's about 80% not your problem. It's how North deals. ]

Nah, you can do whatever you want once you get here. Other people have powers. All of mine got used up on armor, Theta, and a shield generator. Your sword would cost a slot. You could use the last slot to become a literal chick magnet.

[Rubbing. Chin. Thoughtfully.]

While I would always love being a chick magnet ... how much would it cost me to bring Maine's armor?

Something to bring up with the mods, maybe. There's usually only one of each unique allowed, I think, but I think you could make a solid argument for it as it was in your possession.

It's probably a slot, same as my armor was. The add-ons would be useless without an AI to run it, and the mods have previously ruled that Epsilon is well-rounded enough to be apped on his unknown, unlike other fragments like Theta and Delta.

Dude, I'm wearing it. Like, right now. And it is still SO FUCKING TIGHT in the crotch! Did Maine have a baby dick? Is that why he turned into the Meta? Just went crazy because he had the penis the size of a crayon and decided to overcompensate with crazy AI's instead?

[He perks.] Man ... I would fucking love to have Church along for the ride.

[ Just growling. ]

Dude, don't make us drag you off another cliff.

[Is the warning, but he is taking a few dozen steps back, thanks.]

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