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Private First Class Lavernius Tucker ([personal profile] babyaliendaddy) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2016-08-09 09:09 am
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On being homeless and memeless and watching Season 13 again

Okay sister, I get it. You fucking miss me, and why not? I'm pretty fucking awesome. Like, seriously, dude. I never thought I could get MORE kickass, and I managed it.

[A pause.]

Or you know, kickass for the first time. Whatever. Anyways!

We'll find a place, okay? Just ... not by myself. That would suck beyond measure and fuck knows I need my fellow Red and Blue assholes.

Even Church.

...and fucking Caboose.

Okay and fucking Doc.

I'll deal with Locus if he's there.

...but I am so fucking kicking Felix in the balls. Swear to FUCKING GOD that guy is a douche canoe.

And yeah of course I have my own slash-fic bookmark list. Excuse fucking me, but I am awesome in any fucking way with any fucking person. EVEN Felix.

...Although that is seriously fucked up -- that guy hates me, and like fucking mutual.

But I'm down with the Wash stuff. Because you know, two fucking hot guys being fucking hot together? Sweet.

Still prefer boobs though.

Anyways! Don't worry about it, dude! We'll find a home. We always do.
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[personal profile] fargoneconclusion 2016-08-16 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
What about Tex, Felix, Locus, and a possible Donut?

And us!
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[personal profile] babyaliendaddy 2016-08-17 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
... Okay, dude, serious, you named maybe, like, fucking two out of four people I would want to see again. Alive.

And, I guess, you guys. Because, you're not douchecanoes.
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[personal profile] fargoneconclusion 2016-08-17 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
That's still better than zero, which is what you're currently working with right now.

[ Theta has made himself a little holo-canoe, so he's busy doing that. ]

And... thanks?

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[personal profile] babyaliendaddy 2016-08-17 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tucker is now tilting his head at Delta as he ... man, literally goes around in a little holographic canoe. AI's are fucking weirdly literal.]

Okay. You got a point. So where is this fucking wonderland of friends and fucktards?
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[personal profile] fargoneconclusion 2016-08-17 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ You would rather explain to Theta what a douche is? ]

Mask or Menace, but I should probably point out that there are a number of small children who were told that they are honorary Blues. There's a clubhouse.

One of them sneezes kittens!
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[personal profile] babyaliendaddy 2016-08-18 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well yeah he could but then North would probably deck him. Hard. In the balls.]

....Well shit man, I love kids. I'm a single dad, myself. [He proudly takes out his photo of Junior and his fifth grade basketball team.] He's the turquoise one.

[And now ... ] Wait, kittens? How the fuck do you sneeze kittens!?
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[personal profile] fargoneconclusion 2016-08-19 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Not unless North was on his knees for some reason. He'd probably deck him in the stomach. Kneeing/kicking, on the other hand, that's a groin shot. ]

That's great. Everyone should be that enthusiastic about... their kids...

[ That is an alien. He knows that's an alien. They're kind of at war with those things right now. Did he adopt an alien? Is that even legal?

He's too polite to ask. ]

I'm... not sure about that one. [ The alien child AND the kitten snot. ] There's some things I'd rather not know.
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[personal profile] babyaliendaddy 2016-08-21 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Man he didn't put anything past the Freelancers. They could probably ballet fucking dance and kick his ass.]

...Fair fucking enough.

[Because kitten snot? Why?]

Okay so like, my mun read this stuff and I need to be like, a superhero or something? And I can't show up until October.
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[personal profile] fargoneconclusion 2016-08-23 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ Shhh, shhh. It's okay. Just let the insanity wash over you and then remind yourself that it's about 80% not your problem. It's how North deals. ]

Nah, you can do whatever you want once you get here. Other people have powers. All of mine got used up on armor, Theta, and a shield generator. Your sword would cost a slot. You could use the last slot to become a literal chick magnet.
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[personal profile] babyaliendaddy 2016-08-23 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rubbing. Chin. Thoughtfully.]

While I would always love being a chick magnet ... how much would it cost me to bring Maine's armor?
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[personal profile] fargoneconclusion 2016-08-25 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Something to bring up with the mods, maybe. There's usually only one of each unique allowed, I think, but I think you could make a solid argument for it as it was in your possession.

It's probably a slot, same as my armor was. The add-ons would be useless without an AI to run it, and the mods have previously ruled that Epsilon is well-rounded enough to be apped on his unknown, unlike other fragments like Theta and Delta.
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[personal profile] babyaliendaddy 2016-08-25 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, I'm wearing it. Like, right now. And it is still SO FUCKING TIGHT in the crotch! Did Maine have a baby dick? Is that why he turned into the Meta? Just went crazy because he had the penis the size of a crayon and decided to overcompensate with crazy AI's instead?

[He perks.] Man ... I would fucking love to have Church along for the ride.
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[personal profile] babyaliendaddy 2016-08-29 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, don't make us drag you off another cliff.

[Is the warning, but he is taking a few dozen steps back, thanks.]
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