dear_mun | this is why you aren't brought out more, zeus

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this is why you aren't brought out more, zeus

A fine return to faithful form, my dear.

Of course, I'd know little about it, but I'm told the coupling of commitment and exceptionally dull life choices is to be applauded.

Your interest and you are welcome back to me. Possibly only because you are my single recourse, but you are welcome back to me.

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I'm afraid that excuse expired the moment you stepped into divine company whose beauty exceeds your own, dear boy.

Oh, well, if I'm so unattractive, I suppose it's fine for me to leave, then.

By all means. We can schedule a rediscovery of your fond regard for my finances within the next two-five centuries.

You're under the impression that I literally can't make a living without your money, which is frankly ridiculous after all this time.

My delightfully stubborn, charismatic and enticing plaything. You are as nothing without me.

I could be, but you're too busy keeping me around to let me.

Is that the excuse you name yourself?

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