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this is why you aren't brought out more, zeus

A fine return to faithful form, my dear.

Of course, I'd know little about it, but I'm told the coupling of commitment and exceptionally dull life choices is to be applauded.

Your interest and you are welcome back to me. Possibly only because you are my single recourse, but you are welcome back to me.

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Hardly your only recourse, Father- but every little bit helps, I imagine.

Hardly. I prefer my 'bits' large.

As you've made clear ever so often. Such a pity mortals aren't offering nearly so freely to the gods as once they did, wouldn't you say?

Then again, I quite like them this way.

Of course you would, my boy. You ever so relate to stubbornness.

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Don't be such a jerk to your writer.

Of course. I will endeavour to be a much different degree of jerk in the future.

In what direction, though?

Given her confirmed adulthood, I am sure I shall be able to negotiate something mutually pleasing.

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I, for one, am quite the fan of exceptionally dull life choices, Father. There'd be no chaos or discord to sow without it.

I suppose all eternal entities must experiment with extreme gestures at some teenage point.

It's never a party without some drama, am I right?

'Some' does underestimate your vast talents, doesn't it, now.

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Big Daddy Zeus back after a long dry spell? Maybe if you talk sweet enough, some darlin' little things'll fall right into your lap. Though I hear you're more a porn-star guy than cute-virgin.

I happily refute all rumors of discrimination, my dear. Come one, come all. If you must, come at the same time.

Okay, but.. if ya' had to choose. Would you go with, say.. Sunny Leone or.. Amy Adams?

[ who is probably not a virgin, but she plays one so often she may as well be. ]

This is where our philosophies diverge: you see it as a matter of one or the other. I see it as a succession.

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[Oh dear, it's a god.]

Th-there's no shame in living an ordinary life.

Of course, dear. And men find your spectacles attractive.

...They do? -Oh. Wait. Y-you were being sarcastic, weren't you? I'm never good at telling.

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"To be applauded," huh? You haven't been talking to Harmonia, have you?

Speaking to arbiters of ethics and good faith is never the challenge.

It's silencing them that is marginally more difficult.

When you start talking about commitment, I start feeling like I have to call Adult Protection Services.

My dear boy, you wound me. Or flatter me, I've yet to decide.

You know, that's fair.
I haven't really 100% decided myself.

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[One slightly nervous nymph - because Zeus!]

I beg your indulgence, my Lord... but I hope your writer's interest remains constant, and that you aren't left to languish in the dark again.

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