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Shaky voicetesting for Osaka | Canon: Azumanga Daioh
So, you're American? I've never been in America before. Or in someone else's head....
But never mind that, I've got a question!
I-in America, you can walk inside with your shoes on, right?
[Oh please no-]
B-but what if you stepped in dog crap and walked inside the house?
[I'm gonna need you to stop now.]
And if your American Dad and American Mom and American Son and American Daughter all step in dog crap and walked in the house... your American house would get all dirty. And if American Boss came by and saw the house was dirty, would American Mom get fired? Or what if American Boss stepped in dog crap and got the house dirty? Would American Dad and Mom have to clean it up later or force American Son to clean it up? Would American Son and Daughter get in an argument about who should clean stuff up?
[Kill me.]
But never mind that, I've got a question!
I-in America, you can walk inside with your shoes on, right?
[Oh please no-]
B-but what if you stepped in dog crap and walked inside the house?
[I'm gonna need you to stop now.]
And if your American Dad and American Mom and American Son and American Daughter all step in dog crap and walked in the house... your American house would get all dirty. And if American Boss came by and saw the house was dirty, would American Mom get fired? Or what if American Boss stepped in dog crap and got the house dirty? Would American Dad and Mom have to clean it up later or force American Son to clean it up? Would American Son and Daughter get in an argument about who should clean stuff up?
[Kill me.]
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I can see the boss being a problem, though...
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[He thinks some more.]
Oh, but it's still not that bad. Americans drive everywhere instead of walking.
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I'M SO SORRY.
[TOTAL MORTIFICATION.]
Does that mean that my mun doesn't--
[MORE TOTAL MORTIFICATION.]
I CAN'T LIVE IN THIS HEAD ANYMORE.
NEVER BE SORRY
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[Minato don't encourage this.]
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S-so then, who cleans after the robots if they step in dog crap?!
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Then are the dogs left outside so they never poop inside?
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[Can't stop won't stop]
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What sort of American Predators are there?!
[She's already very... unique. You are making her weirdo-er.]
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There's bears, coyotes, mountain lions, wolves, robbers, door-to-door religious zealots...
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What if the dog can't protect the American family?!
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They're gonna fight for Spot's memory!
[This hypothetical dog is now named Spot. Clearly.]
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I spent a week trying to come up with this metaphor
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You think they'd really have to argue about that at all? [WAIT] What if they don't argue and they just have a huge brawl like those families on TV?! Or they call that Nanny!
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[You're getting things mixed up now Osaka.]
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No way! They don't serve Americans. That's only in England! I'm talkin' 'bout that other Nanny on TV!
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I was not expecting Atomic Robo in my life today. But I clearly needed it