dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: life on mars

What do you want me to say? Hey, I'd love to be thrown into a place fueled by sex or another where I'm supposed to be a hero of some sort? I don't care about meeting more doctor people. They can't help me. None of them. I just need to make it home. I need to make sure they don't take my body off life-support or if I'm insane or... something. Anything.

I'm not crazy. I know it. No matter what the Test Card Girl says, I've heard the voices. I've heard my mother. All I have to do is wake up.

They're waiting for me. All I have to do is open my eyes, and I'll be home.

waken

[ With a wry sort of amusement: ] You can't drag me out every time you hear that Bowie song. You know that, right?

Not that this is the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me, but still.

steadfastly

Oh, no, you are not subjecting to me to this. I know what you do to those people you call your characters.

I'm not your character, and I won't be tossed about because the mood's taken you. Those games, and those strange scenarios are not places where I, or anyone, belong.

I'm sorry, but I won't have it, all right?

hydeforareason

I see what you're doing there, rewinding me back another fifteen years. Thanks for that. At least the 70s had some good music. And Man U. I don't think this lot's ever considered football as a pastime.

Not sure what to make of waking up in 'Rapture.' The Guv'd have something to say about that, I'm sure.

superskelton

All right, mate. It's been a while, eh? Was starting to think I'd never see the light of day. Suppose it'd be nice to get out somewhere again. Dunno about going where you're thinking, though. Seems like there might be a few nicer places somewhere. You definitely need to start rethinking when you want to take me from. I know you think it'd make it easier on me, but how's me being miserable going to help me fit in?

You don't know I'd be there on me own. You might find Ray around somewhere. The Guv. Drake. Shaz. You know how this place is. Might even find Tyler if you're lucky. Or Cartwright. That'd be a blast from the past. Even if you couldn't... I could cope with that. Even if you made me so I was from a little bit sooner. Really.

Anyway, look. I don't mind you finding a game for me. Just maybe one with a few more basics in it. I can't go off the fags again. You know how that was last time. Well. You don't. But trust me, it's like torture. If you ever start smoking, don't quit.

havinhoops

Oh, sure, you bury me in some dusty corner of your brain for years an' neglect me in favour of all these time-travellin' nitwits - like I 'aven't got enough o' those to deal with as it is - but after one morning spent crawling through the darkest recesses o' the internet, you're sobbing over pictures of me an' Drake an' going on about your feelings. You're such a bloody girl.

Forget about 'avin' my voice down, sweetheart, you 'aven't got the balls to accurately portray the Gene Genie. And I do mean that literally.

bythe_books

Hang on.

You want me to send me... to live on a giant turtle. In a world between life and death. And you think this is an improvement over 1973? Like I wasn't already convinced about the coma.

A giant turtle. This is gonna do my head in.

Tell me they've at least got a police force there.

lawman

Is this your hobby, then? Finding new and exciting ways to make my life terrible?

From what I can gather, my current circumstances already constitute some kind of "jam jar." Meaning that I'm in no bloody need of another.

buyatoaster

In the name of the three bloomin' graces, will you stop nagging me? You want story-time, talk to Dorothy. Or Chris. Go on, ask him 'bout the time he caught a pigeon and showed it off to his mates 'cos they'd told him he needs to get himself a bird. That's a decent one, 's far as childhood stories go.

I don't do 'em. Childhood stories. Had a mum, had a dad, had a great waste of space of a brother. 's all you need to know. You want more for your "app", use yer brain. Make it up. Don't seem to have any problems doing that most of the time.

buyatoaster

What is this, lady?

I've been off the air for five years. Five bloomin' years, and don't you talk to me about that charade with the scarcely clad psychology graduate. That's after my 'canon point', as you would put it. See? I speak your language. No wonder, as you've moved me into your head.

Don't know what I'm doing here. 's full of goody-two-shoes and bits of skirts I'm not allowed to look at 'cos they'll take my head off with their Japanese friggin' swords. Is there anyone in here I can have a drink with? Apart from the vampire? He's wearing lace and drinking something even I can't identify. Heretic.

Anyway. You've put me in here, now you've got me. Don't come crying to me if you realize you don't like it. To put it in words you might understand: you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with canon: life on mars

On considering a game

muse nostalgia etc. etc.

Voice-testing

New Addition to Ryan's Gulch

On potentially being apped to cape_kore next month.

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dusting off an old muse. apologies for the rusty voice!

applying to abaxcity

Going to Fractured Reality on LJ. Hopefully.

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