dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: devil may cry

" She who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence. "

[ William Blake's Proverbs of Heaven and Hell. He lets the leather-bound book in his grasp slip closed with ease. ]

If such is the move you intend to make, then I'd suggest you stall no longer. Time is precious, after all; the clock stops for no one.

thedemonhunter

So this is how it's gonna be, huh?

You get a little bored, decide to do some poking around up in there and then you pull me out like this? Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm flattered and all but c'mon, mun. What the hell? Just what do you expect a guy like me to do around here? Can I at least get a pizza or something while you make up your mind with all of this?

Muns, can you believe 'em?

dnte

Well lookie here.

You didn't think I'd get as loud as I have, did ya, mun? Told ya you'd miss me after the, what, close to ten years that you forgot about me? Which, can I say, I'm still a little hurt about that? Here I thought we had a good time back then but it looks like it was just me thinking that. Geez, is this were my rotten luck with women stems from?

[A twirl of Ivory behind his head, he smiles.]

Hey, relax, I'm just teasing. Family stuff I get, been there, done that, still dealing with shit thanks to my old man. Plus new interests and all that, gotcha.

Just goes to show you though: you're never gonna get rid of me.

[And he's just so sure of himself.]

So how about we have some fun since it's obvious I'm not going anywhere now? I mean, hey, these meme things are fun but let's do a little more looking around?

After pizza, though. A guy's gotta eat and can't be running around on an empty stomach even if you think I can. I'm flattered but no. Food please.

gotafever

[Bayonetta looks to be close to laughter.] You're telling me that you were stuck so long trying to get past this little puppy? If you didn't take a page out of my book to beat the next obstacle, I'd be ashamed to call you my mun.

Pity that getting weapons from demons isn't as easy for me as this Dante fellow makes it out to be, but I suppose Rodin has to pay the bills somehow.

Still, you're past the rather... disappointing second act, so now the fun can really start!

mightcontrolled

I don't know why you look so surprised. It's not like I'm incapable of making friends.

[Except that you kind of are.]

Have I ever mentioned that your confidence in me is overwhelming?

[Okay, okay. I just think it's cute that you're using what you learned from your mistakes to help someone else. You're all mature and wise instead of being a stubborn brat, and I'm so proud.]

You're determined to make a big deal out of this, aren't you?

[Maybe a little.]

Well, call me when you're done. Evidently my brother still can't grasp the concept that battle isn't about being the biggest spectacle possible, so I have enough to worry about without your incessant noise.

[Oh hush, you're just happy he's back.]

I'd be happier if he wasn't bleeding all over my furniture. Do you know how long that's going to take to clean?

[Sure he sounds super put out and angry, but we all know he's relieved that his brother isn't gravely hurt. Or worse, removed from the city entirely.]

mightcontrolled

[To say that he's bemused with his player right now would be the understatement of the century. Evidently, it's not enough that he was brought in with severe injuries from his death that he still hasn't recovered from, or that he's been there for months and hasn't been able to fight. No. Now he gets to meet the broken shell that his brother becomes in the second installment of their canon.

Which is apparently crossing a huge line.

It's so bad that he isn't even saying anything. There's no scolding, no huffiness. Instead, there's only a silent, utterly hateful glare that says more than words ever could.]

devilishflow

Nice to see you around these parts again, mun- it was gettin' pretty dusty up here, y'know?

Wonder if anyone even remembers us? Don't worry about disappearing off the face of the universe for forever, it'll be nice even if we had to start again. Nothing wrong with building yourself a new rep.

...Hey, hey, don't worry! I'm sure it'll all be fine! I'm pretty easygoing, and your friends are too, if I'm remembering them well enough. My memory's pretty sharp, too.

Just try your best and keep it cool. I don't mind taking another extended nap if you decide you don't wanna' do this anymore. Would be nice to get some action in though, after being so bored.

How about we jump in some no-strings-attached plots and play it from there?

god_hand

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[....]

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[....Hi]

.....Really? This shit again?

obversely

My counterpart and I are nothing alike. I, for one, have social skills and I don't need to break into ancient libraries for information.

Dante, on the other hand...

thefreedomreign

It wasn't nearly enough that you threw me into a pony game, was it? You had to add this, too.

[Come on, Vergil. Getting a Persona is going to be pretty nice.]

I'm not denying that. It's the method that I take issue with.

[Yeah, facing your shadow isn't exactly fun by any standards, but your shadow is going to be a heartbreaker.]

Just get it overwith.

walkthedarkpath

....Seriously?

You rarely give me the time of day how do expect to find my family before the 20th for this?

And if you dare bring my parents into this. I will destroy you.

devilishflow

Well, well, sweetheart! Looks like you haven't completely forgotten about me, after all. Yeah, I know I've been kicking around your head every once in a while, but really, it took you this long to actually pull me out and play with me again? That hurts, babe.

[he holds a hand over his heart dramatically.]

I'm sure a few people will be happy to see me. You really think you'll get your friend to bring my bratty little buddy out again? [~~cough cough Nero~~]

Maybe if I bother you enough, you'll find me a cool new place to stay. Somewhere less dusty and dark than the corners of your head? We'll have to brush up your skills a little, first, though. Everyone gets a little rusty after a long time with no action.

It's been, what, two years? Whatever, I'm still ready to rock if you are.

royalguard_style

Don't get me wrong, I know I'm not exactly the most hard working or serious guy around, but "lazy manchild"? That's just mean. And here I was hoping we could be friends.

Don't worry, I'll behave myself and do what I'm supposed to. After all, this turtle china place sounds like too much fun to spend the whole time sleeping. I can't let all of the superheroes and psychics have all the fun now, can I?

massivesword

Hey, don't worry about it. So we're takin' it slow. No problem.

Gives us a chance to get a feel for things again. Share some quality time. Just let me stretch my legs a little and I'm all yours. It'll be fun.

thefreedomreign

Listen, I'm happy that you finished the game -- truly, I am -- but I've almost reached my limit when it comes to hearing about how many "feelings" you're having. I appreciate that you're invested, but some of us are trying to meditate.

And while I have you, I would be very grateful if you would stop trying to project your reactions onto me.

[Uh, whatever Vergil. You know exactly where you got emotional.]

I didn't.

~~And if you say that in public again, those words will be your last.~~

thefreedomreign

First of all -- no. Whatever you're thinking, the answer is no.

Secondly, you are aware it's a video game, right? The kid can't hear you ranting, and Dante can't hear you apologizing about not being able to stop the fight and "just give him the sword".

Third, I'm less than thrilled about the condition that you find Yamato in. Mostly because I remember how it got that way, and it isn't exactly a happy memory.

All in all, I'm glad you're finally getting around to it. More than that, I'm glad I'm here to see it. In a way, it feels like I'm able to check up on that ridiculous twin of mine, even after I'm technically supposed to be gone.

As far as Nero goes, I genuinely like him. He reminds me of Dante during his punk phase (that I doubt he'll ever completely grow out of), which is actually not a bad thing. He's got the right balance of recklessness and motivation. I wouldn't mind seeing another game centered around him.

One question, though.

Do I need glasses, or is my brother actually wearing chaps here?

massivesword

Now here's a sight for sore eyes. Been a while.

So you want to play a game? Sounds good to me. Uh, let's skip the whole "work" part of it, okay? Okay. Glad we had this talk. Now, since you're going out, how about grabbing me a pizza on your way back? A guy can't do much on an empty stomach.

azuredemonic

If this were in any way fair, I would express my feelings about your campaigning for those from my world by running you through and watching you choke to death on your last breath.

I hope that adequately portrays my feelings on the matter.

I far more optimistically hope that persuades you to go back to being silent as well.

exaggerated

'Long time no see'? That's all you got to say to me? After all the fun we've had? Sheesh.

How long's it been? Two, three years? What happened to 'call me back'? Could have warned me before you decided we were breaking up.

No?

Pff. Fine, fine, have it your way. I'm up now, so don't expect me to get too quiet. Not after this long. Definitely enough to give a guy claustrophobia.

thefreedomreign

[His mun has been sitting here for the last who-knows-how-long ranting about how what happens to him in canon is "such bullshit", and how Capcom needs to make an AU where this version of him has a fighting chance to be in more than just a couple games.

The whole time, Vergil is just sitting there reading. Totally unfazed.

Once there's a lull in her theories, he finally looks up.]

Are you done?

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

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