[mockingly, sickly saccharine:]

Oh, how sweet. So very touching that you should suddenly remember your fondness for the--(let's not mince words)--less savory, the far less batty; the true side of Gotham.

[had he a face, it would be contorting with displeasure (and depending on the artist, it is).]

AND YOU ASSOCIATE ME WITH THOSE DERANGED, SLOBBERING LUNATICS?!