Aug. 25th, 2014

piltoversfinest: (Default)
[personal profile] piltoversfinest
So, where will you be summoning me today, Summoner? I see you have your sights set on that [community profile] bakerstreet place. Just do be sure not to prevent me from doing my job. While I'm sure Vi is more than capable of taking care of Piltover in my absence, I'd rather be there in case things go south.

...Yes, you know exactly why I feel things will.
energycreep: (let me tell you a thing)
[personal profile] energycreep
Oh yes, you find this concept so amusing, don't you?

Let's force the robot into a disgusting human body and watch him trip over himself everywhere because he suddenly has legs!

Ha ha ha.
ohmygah: (You ever wonder why the sky is blue?)
[personal profile] ohmygah
So, you're American? I've never been in America before. Or in someone else's head....

But never mind that, I've got a question!

I-in America, you can walk inside with your shoes on, right?

[Oh please no-]

B-but what if you stepped in dog crap and walked inside the house?

[I'm gonna need you to stop now.]

And if your American Dad and American Mom and American Son and American Daughter all step in dog crap and walked in the house... your American house would get all dirty. And if American Boss came by and saw the house was dirty, would American Mom get fired? Or what if American Boss stepped in dog crap and got the house dirty? Would American Dad and Mom have to clean it up later or force American Son to clean it up? Would American Son and Daughter get in an argument about who should clean stuff up?

[Kill me.]
pheromones: (no generative AI used in their creation) (pic#)
[personal profile] pheromones
Oh, look at all the me! That's me happy, me angry, me sad, me sexy, me sexy, me sexy... [ gaila stop ] SHUSH! You don't appreciate me enough so I have to do it for you.

Ugh, get rid of this one. And make some more of my lingerie. I don't wear it to not be appreciated, you know. There's barely any in there! More of those.

Okay, do that quick and let's go. Let's gooooo. I want to stretch my legs and other things!
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[personal profile] alwaysaclown
[Muse and mun alike both know he's shy, quiet, withdrawn when not performing and thus not the best to seek out anyone but he'll eventually speak anyway.]

I don't know if I can do this without Jang-saeng. [That's his worry, first and foremost. He's not had to be alone for a long time.]

A performance? [Finally a smile, because he's more confident and has fun in this.] If anyone would like, I could try.
legaltoughguy: (on the phone)
[personal profile] legaltoughguy
[Andrew is in the middle of packing his bags, with a still sore jaw and the expression of a man who knows he's in serious trouble.]

Just don't play me until Damien gets back. That'd probably be the safest course of action for everyone involved.
wasruined: (Laughter so cute)
[personal profile] wasruined
Yeah, bitch. I know I'm awesome.
roguelike: ([<3] | Your life saved mine)
[personal profile] roguelike
Mun, ya rascal. Had a feeling you'd be back to give us another try! Always thought it was a matter of time and here you are. I'm willing to give it a bit of effort if you are. First journal you had was a bit too posh for my tastes but this, I think this one suits us just fine. Course, we've to make do with what he have, eh? So here's to renewed relations and-- hm?

[ There's a confused look though. ]

No, fairly certain that if I had a brother, I'd remember him. Do I remind you of someone then? What d'you mean I should ask Suit?
followthecread: oooOOOOooOOOOOOooooo (and the serial killer...was CANADIAN)
[personal profile] followthecread
Whoa there, Lass. You've only jus' started your last Semester at your fancy School. You can barely keep up in your other Game. Y'think havin' me around will make it easier?

It won't.

Relatin' to Someone isn't an Excuse to throw your Life away. Get back to your Studies. You should stick to that sad Brat o' yours and focus on what you already 'ave. Get too greedy, an' you'll lose Sight of what you really want.

You've a Dream, don't ye? You givin' up now? . . . Then leave me to my Work. I've a life, you know.
fezandbowtie: (Default)
[personal profile] fezandbowtie
 There, there...don't cry munnie. I'm still here... (He gives a smile.)  We can still go on lots of adventures here together. 

Besides, the new...me...  he's not so bad? You did say that you like him so far.  So don't cry.  It'll be fine, more than fine...it'll be brilliant. Brilliant at the very least, maybe even better.
inkstainedknight: (then the morning comes)
[personal profile] inkstainedknight
[[He looks so tired of your bullcrap, mun.]]

You're in over your head.
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[personal profile] felinemind
I'm.....awake again?

Ah, but you blended both versions and are rebooting me completely. I see, that's why I feel....different.

I suppose playing two separate versions of me was getting tiring, and I do like the new back story you've given me. But... I'm gonna have to make my friends all over again now.

Ah well, they liked the old version, I'm sure this will work out ok. Just...don't forget about me this time. Please

WADE

Aug. 25th, 2014 11:38 pm
fukkinawesome: (See it's like this)
[personal profile] fukkinawesome
Shoutout to all giant robots: I found an energy vampire.

Next one of you motherfuckers who flicks me off your shoulder and pulps my organs gets eaten alive. He's goddamn vicious. Robot Hannibal Lector. Eat your face right off and lay robot eggs in your stomach.

Robot Hannibal Lector crossed with a xenomorph.

I have the robot atom bomb.

[feel free to just... throw him into the sun]
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