🐙 Squidward Tentacles 🐙 (
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dear_mun2016-01-24 10:23 am
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How to find an active home?
. . . . Really?
I mean, I doubt you'll find anyone who'll associate themselves with me. I mean, I'm sublime, but when people think of me, they think of Spongebob. I wouldn't take me seriously, either.
[He crosses his arms, a frown settled on his face.]
You got lucky on Tumblr, but I doubt taking me to this place will help you-- [He rose his tentacles up to make quotations in the air.] 'role play' me. [Unquote.] The games you're looking at looks like they're mostly dead anyway.
[There's silence as a tumbleweed rolls by.]
. . . Whaaaatever. Do whatever you want, mundane.
[He goes back to leaning back in his chair and kicked his feet up on the counter to go back to reading his Art magazine.]
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{{Edit: I just applied him to entranceway! *crosses fingers* }}
I mean, I doubt you'll find anyone who'll associate themselves with me. I mean, I'm sublime, but when people think of me, they think of Spongebob. I wouldn't take me seriously, either.
[He crosses his arms, a frown settled on his face.]
You got lucky on Tumblr, but I doubt taking me to this place will help you-- [He rose his tentacles up to make quotations in the air.] 'role play' me. [Unquote.] The games you're looking at looks like they're mostly dead anyway.
[There's silence as a tumbleweed rolls by.]
. . . Whaaaatever. Do whatever you want, mundane.
[He goes back to leaning back in his chair and kicked his feet up on the counter to go back to reading his Art magazine.]
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{{Edit: I just applied him to entranceway! *crosses fingers* }}
much muse love for squidward!
Greeting you!
Saaame!
. . . Hi.
[ He squints a little...]
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He completely ignores mun screaming at him to be nice.][ The magazine sloooowly rises towards eye-level... ]
Re: Saaame!
I am first ever customer today. [What he means is he has never been to the Krusty Krab before. His English is good but his grammar not so much.] I am Oh, I has been given this name by my many friends.
Re: Saaame!
[ He finally glances up at Oh, taking a moment from the article to respond. ]
...[Sigh.] Welcome to the Krusty Krab, what can I get you?
[ He vaugely notes that he would have to both take orders and cook things until Spongebob showed up. While it was somewhat nice to not have to deal with annoying antics or overbearing optimism, it also meant he would have to actually work instead of pawning it off on him. ...Ugh. ]
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Thanking you. [Oh looks up at the menu, looking puzzled as he tries to figure out what he wants.] Are the bits of coral satisfactory?
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[ His voice is deadpan as he grabs a little notepad from under the counter in case Oh orders a few things. ]
....Anything else?
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[Amazing, were they? Well that was good enough for Oh. However there were so many things listed, HE COULDN'T DECIDE!]
Deciding. I am to having one of everything.
[One could almost hear the dollar signs bursting out of Mr. Krabs' eyestalks. Oh even has a credit card clutched in both hands that he holds up to the cashier.] Plastic must be valuable on this planet. [He mused. Eager to share his knowledge.] On Boov planet, it is a healthy snack.
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If you say so. [ Squidward swiped the card and scowls to himself, before giving it back. ]
Would you want your receipt? [He sounds a little more annoyed with each passing second.]
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No, it's not on the-- [ He just pauses to slam a tentacle onto his face. ] -- Be right up. Give me like 8 minutes.
[ He stomps on back to the kitchen, grumbling to himself. It's about 10 minutes and a whole lot of bad words later before he finally comes back out, balancing like 5 trays of food as he comes back out. ]
One order of everything? [ He calls out, before grumbling again. ]
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