finishedwiththoseerrands: (Mood: Apathetic)
🐙 Squidward Tentacles 🐙 ([personal profile] finishedwiththoseerrands) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2016-01-24 10:23 am

How to find an active home?

. . . . Really?

I mean, I doubt you'll find anyone who'll associate themselves with me. I mean, I'm sublime, but when people think of me, they think of Spongebob. I wouldn't take me seriously, either.

[He crosses his arms, a frown settled on his face.]

You got lucky on Tumblr, but I doubt taking me to this place will help you-- [He rose his tentacles up to make quotations in the air.] 'role play' me. [Unquote.] The games you're looking at looks like they're mostly dead anyway.

[There's silence as a tumbleweed rolls by.]

. . . Whaaaatever. Do whatever you want, mundane.

[He goes back to leaning back in his chair and kicked his feet up on the counter to go back to reading his Art magazine.]

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{{Edit: I just applied him to entranceway! *crosses fingers* }}
ohboov: (joyful exclamation)

much muse love for squidward!

[personal profile] ohboov 2016-01-25 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[A purple hand waves over the top of his magazine, Oh is wanting to meet the new creature.]

Greeting you!
ohboov: (line up boov)

Re: Saaame!

[personal profile] ohboov 2016-01-25 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh pays no mind to the cold shoulder treatment.]

I am first ever customer today. [What he means is he has never been to the Krusty Krab before. His English is good but his grammar not so much.] I am Oh, I has been given this name by my many friends.
ohboov: (soulful eyes)

[personal profile] ohboov 2016-01-25 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fortunate for Squidward. Could one imagine the endless chatter if Oh and Spongebob hit it off well? He'd never leave.]

Thanking you. [Oh looks up at the menu, looking puzzled as he tries to figure out what he wants.] Are the bits of coral satisfactory?
ohboov: (is he going to explode???)

[personal profile] ohboov 2016-01-25 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooooo....

[Amazing, were they? Well that was good enough for Oh. However there were so many things listed, HE COULDN'T DECIDE!]

Deciding. I am to having one of everything.

[One could almost hear the dollar signs bursting out of Mr. Krabs' eyestalks. Oh even has a credit card clutched in both hands that he holds up to the cashier.] Plastic must be valuable on this planet. [He mused. Eager to share his knowledge.] On Boov planet, it is a healthy snack.
ohboov: (Default)

[personal profile] ohboov 2016-01-25 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Is receipt on menu? If it is, then yes.
ohboov: (joyful exclamation)

[personal profile] ohboov 2016-01-31 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh was sitting eagerly at one of the tables, barely able to keep his seat because he was excited. He whoops with joy, running over with his hands in the air to collect his food.] Ba-da! That one is mine.