Okay sugar, if you and me are going to get along you have got to get some things straight. I know we both know Tendra is the stuff of legend now and may or may not actually exist, and we both know I love a good paradox, but you have definitely got to do better than 'mama was a showgirl who was good with finances'.

Does that really sound like the kind of lady pops would go for?

... wait, no, don't answer that because it does.


But my point stands, you've got to figure out who old I am if nothing else, older than Ben, sure, but how much older? Would we have known each other growing up? Would I know what happened with him and with Uncle Luke running off and all?

These are the things you've got to figure out before you try and do anything serious with me.