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dear_mun2014-12-24 03:57 am
cursed2bfestive) wrote in dear_mun2014-12-24 03:57 am
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It's 4 AM and clearly I've lost control of my life.
This is really lame.
Look Mun, I really need to get back to work. Do you even know what day it is?
Everything has to be perfect.
Look Mun, I really need to get back to work. Do you even know what day it is?
Everything has to be perfect.
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...uh.
G...wen?
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[pauses and checks a piece of paper]
Oh, very naughty. That's not good.
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This is a joke, right?
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You think holiday cheer just happens? No no! Everything must be perfect.
slips some headcanon in here dont mind me
Two, you've got a piece of paper that can give you a rundown of my criminal record, but it can't tell you I'm Jewish?
i remember reading your reasoning for this. I dig it
We've recently updated our policies regarding children of different beliefs systems in an effort to provide a more accurate and united universal naughty and nice system.
Santa does not discriminate.
1/2
2/2
Oh, man! Best Christmas present ever!
Re: 2/2
[points at her list]
You're on the naughty list too.
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So, who cursed you to be this way? Because I'm regretting that it wasn't me!
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I was brought to the North Pole with Santa to make sure everything was perfect for Christmas.
Call it a curse maybe, but Mister Jingles says it was destiny.
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[Tugs on one of Gwen's pointy ears]
Cute ears, too!
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H-hey watch it! Those are sensitive!
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I am so amused and pleased
E-enough! You....oooo you are getting SO much punishment this year. You'll probably be turned into a snow golem!
Likewise!
Seriously, I'll probably just get coal again. Which is a very useful spell ingredient, I might add!
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Your magic should help fuel Santa's empire for a few decades at least.
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[Still, it amuses her to think that goody two-shoes Gwen was deemed naughty by this Mr. Jingle.]
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[If there is any echo of the original Gwen in there it's in the fact that she's one of the few elves who isn't a mindless drone...mostly. She still has her own inherent power but it's tainted now by the curse. Just another tool for Santa and Mr. Jingles]
Do you even remember the last time you had a nice Christmas?
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...I suppose you're part of the reason we changed that policy. I wish that could count as points in your favor for niceness but that's just not how it works.
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How's that? Does that constitute niceness for you? [She actually hopes Gwen finds it uncomfortable.]
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I-it's going to take alot more then a hug to put you back on the nice list C-charmcaster!
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[But she can't really look at the paper because of the hug so she's still stiff as a board...and she sounds sincere so apparently being an elf has made her more gullible.]
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His holly jolly domination began when I was first brought under his wing. With a new Santa Claus and powerful new elves on hand it was much easier for him to set more long term goals of mandatory festivity and niceness.
We're still growing as an organization but some day he intends on a multiuniversal program of elves capable of providing a Santa Claus experience to anyone, everywhere and anywhen.
...for the nice ones of course. The naughty ones will join us.
[All said so matter of factly, barely batting an eyelash at the idea she is a tool for world domination]
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...
Wait. Festive?
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For Santa?
[Gestures to her ears]
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Just because you're one of our long standing naughty list residents doesn't mean he doesn't exist. It just means you haven't been bad enough for punishment yet.
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There are alot of naughty boys and girls in the world. We can only do so much.
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If you're so convinced he isn't real then tell me why! After all Ive met him, he changed my life and I've been helping him with his empire ever since.
And before you list off all the things he can't do, I'm just going to point out he has magic. It may not be strong enough to punish EVER naughty boy and girl but he's getting stronger every year.
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I didn't realize it at first but over time he fixed how I saw things so now I appreciate it all properly. Everything Santa does is very important to the balance of good and evil in the universe.
You may be a grown man, but you still fall under his jurisdiction. Perhaps it's because you're so immature?
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How am I immature? Give me one example of me being immature.
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Besides it's not an impulse. I didn't just wake up one day and decide I wanted to rule the world.
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Oh! But there is one backlogged gift you're owed for saving the world. Hold on here...
[Shuffles off behind some gift boxes coming back with a festively wrapped box, bow included. If he chooses to open it he'll find a "Snowman Hank" Snow globe that plays the trademark song of the christmas special if he winds it up]
There we go. We may not be entirely up to date but we catch up to everyone eventually.