dear_mun | Jun. 19th, 2014

Jun. 19th, 2014

So, like.

[ a pause ]

We are tooootally not going down that road again! The whole play-in-a-game-torture-for-months-leave-alone-and-crying-into-cognac route? Not happening. I don't care what you say, or how much you quote-on-quote miss me. Not happening, nope.

We had a deal. I'd, like, fuck off to wherever and you would go the other way and we wouldn't talk again because we both know where that ends up. Me. Alone. Cognac. Not a really pretty picture!

[ there is a touch of hysteria at the end there. ]

And I don't care what you say, I am not--

[ a pause ]

Wait, what do you mean pre-canon?

[ INCOHERENT RAGING HERE ]

perennis

Dear mun-- Wait, I don't actually have to start like that? Oh, but the name... I see. Alright then, well. Um. Hello!

Oh, was that okay? I'm afraid I don't have much experience with you mun folk - or any for that matter. Not that I haven't heard of you back in the Dalish campgrounds. Actually, I haven't. Not because you're not interesting enough to be spoken widely of, of course!

I'm... I'm rambling, aren't I? I'm rambling. Sorry. Just a little nervous, is all.

greyscaling

I'm going to address you as my lady, and I don't care that you're not a proper lady, it's much less silly than anything else I could call you. It's how Lady Melisandre's addressed, and she was never born into any title or married into one or was never granted one, not really. You're not as frightening as her, I don't think, but if I'm going to be up here like this it seems like I ought to show some respect, even if you don't know what you're doing with me.

Don't worry just yet, though, my lady. I'm sure that between the two of us we can think of some plan or another.

notintehkitchen

Br... bread monster? It's so... so...

CUTE!!!!!

Miss! I know you might grant my wish, so I'll ask. Could I have one? It's teeth are especially adorable. I wonder if it feels squishy and soft? I mean, like bread should. I'm not going to eat it or anything. I'm going to protect it from being eaten! You shouldn't think the worst of me.

I wonder what I could call it?

shopsathardwarestore

[If looks could kill... Well he's deadly enough as it is already, so let's not go there. Anyway, the Shredder seems ready to burst with barely contained rage, a loud roar escaping him.]

YOU! Is this your idea of a joke, cretin? I assure you, heads will roll for this!

takeemdownbabe

Whoa, whoa, slow down, when was the last time you did this? I know you played me before but things changed, alri-- yes, you watched the movie three times, and I'm proud of you for that-- but let's not get ahead of ourselves.

... and I was proud of that moment too, but, really?

[Giving that username a sideglance.]

That's the best you can do?

arulinholm

Can a voice be rusty? I'm not sure it can!

[ what a silly thing to say! But -- oh! Wait. ]

Unless you're a golem! Golem voices certainly can be rusty. I think. I've never known a talking golem before! Or... any golems, actually.

[ So maybe they can't actually be rusty but! ]

It sounds like something Varric would write, doesn't it? A rusty-voiced golem takes Lowtown by storm and -- something. I haven't thought that far ahead yet.

I think I'll suggest it to him next time I see him! He can think up a better plot than I could.

brightsoul

Whether it's here, Goldenrod City, or Mt. Silver, I'm ready! Wherever you want to go, I want to go there, too, mun. So, what d'ya say?

Pick somewhere and let's go!

abysmalsight

.......

Lucky me.

rougerogue

I had a feeling you would be back. You took your time, no? Well, what's a hideous tumor-filled loaf of bread between friends? I am a reasonable man, I'm sure you've realised that my terms of agreement are rational.

Tell me I am better than them. All of them. The puppets you replaced me with! Say it.

flowershrine

Shall we return to the game once more, Mun-sama?

wickedability

Yeah, don't bother hiding how excited you are about that Capitol propaganda. It's not the first time they've pulled a stunt like that to boost morale or national pride or depression or whatever the hell you want to call it. No one buys it but them.

What? It's fucked up. "... ready, willing, and eager to fuel the Panem of tomorrow." Please. I'm just glad they didn't try to shove me in a studio. I'd show them exactly where my grandfather's axe belongs.

... No. I don't know Elias Haan. But I hope he got paid for embarrassing himself like that. Idiot.

[ ooc; THREADJACK ALL UP IN HERE ]

wasruined

Yeah, bitch. They know what's up with me. Those critics got it right.

Other than that lady, don't you think this is a bad idea? Do you really need me in your life?

cunningdoll

So, we're doing this again. I gotta say, I'm glad you haven't forgotten me.

I'm a bit sad that that friend of mine - you know the one - hasn't been seen in awhile. But I'm not going to turn down new friends - and bed-mates.

Just make sure to let me find a kitchen nearby. I wanna make some cakes!

beary_bad_puns

Bear with me, Sensei, my memory's a little fuzzy, but I'll try to get my bearings!

Tee-hee~!

makarabre

MUNDANE huh?

So you think you're muthafuckin' READY to go and take me out on a fuckin' TEST DRIVE? You ain't never played an ancestor before, how do you think you can FUCKIN' HANDLE PLAYING a brother like me? Especially since last I heard, a little hoofbeast told me you lost all your muthafuckin' DRIVE and dropped from the swill bucket you were all up and playing in.

You really do seem fucking INCAPABLE of playing in games that don't have all your muses covered in the most wicked of COLORS. Ain't complainin' here. Gonna make sure my new home has all the muthafuckin' colors if you know what I MEAN. All the fucking colors all up in my new motherfuckin hive. Bring some mutherfuckin' MIRTH all up in here. You're muthafuckin' over thinkin things again. YOU ALWAYS FUCKING DO.

walkingballpit

Listen, mun, I know you're excited to see me getting back to my old self again, but I don't think you've thought this through. I'm not a cosmic character. I've been trying to get back out in the world again, and you want to take me off the planet and shut me up in a box. No, don't point out that it's technically a Celestial head. It's a box. I'm not exactly rocking an indoor powerset here.

Okay, okay. It would be fun to bounce around the hollow parts and see the hot alien girls. You know what else would be fun? Not having a shard of a gem stuck in my body. I wish you'd reconsider this.

Besides, trying to get these sample threads is freaking you out. That much stress isn't good for anyone.

And don't call me a hypocrite. I know that already. Just - app Nova or one of the D.C. space cops, and leave me on Earth.

secretsymphony

I generally don't even like J-pop, but here you go and find a completely unrelated song that still manages to make you think of me... I'd have preferred if you'd remembered me, listening to Katie Melua or Teresa Teng, but what can a muse do? Here I am and I'm not going to throw a fit at the gist of a plan that you have for me. It sounds like a nice challenge - that we maybe bring a little jazz to the Wild West.

My only condition is that I won't be going alone.

makemelaugh

You just disappointed me. You had said that this expression killed you, mun. And I had been soooo excited to put you in a coffin of mine~!

However... You wonder just as much as me what the meaning of this is, don't you?

fashionsbye

It's been TOO long!

We MUST catch up, have you been working out? Your suit looks a bit loose in the waist! Oh but those clothes are so LAST SEASON! I've got JUST the new thing to blow them all away.

Come darling, I SHOW you what I have made!

[Edna picks up a remote control from the table, a bookcase slides away to reveal a Plexiglas window looking into a small white room. A simple white mannequin stands there with a brushed steel metal belt around its waist. The buckle has the letters "DM" on them.]

Here we have a fully adjustable belt. It’s stylish, matches well with any outfit. But secretly...

[She presses another button and from the spaces between the metal links an array of black orbs about an inch in diameter quickly shoot out and explode in a 360 degree ring of fire some five feet from the mannequin]

HA! Tell me THAT won't blow them away, do you see darling?

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Jun. 19th, 2014

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