Howdy! I'm Flowey. Flowey the Flower. I see you've decided to pick me up and, er... "roleplay", was it? Is that what Alphys calls it?

I'm not really into that sort of thing. Don't you have anything better to do with your time?

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Golly, I guess I shouldn't complain. At least this is a new place! I wonder what all I can do here. Nothing like finding out!

After all...

Here, it's roleplay or be roleplayed!

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Wow, that sounded stupid.