dear_mun | CRAUing port to woodswitch

HEY MUN. WE'VE GOT MORE THAN *ISSUES* TO DISCUSS.

WHILE I SHOULD BE FLATTERED BEING YOUR FAVORITE AND ALL THERE'S A SINGLE PROBLEM WITH THAT. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? OF FUCKING COURSE YOU DO BECAUSE IF YOU DIDN'T I WOULDN'T BE HAVING TO POINT THIS OUT TO YOU ON WHY EVERY *IDEA* YOU COME UP WITH IS WORSE THAN THE LAST. YOU'RE A SADISTIC BITCH WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHEN THE FUCK TO QUIT. I COULD BE ON MY WAY, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND OH WHAT'S THIS? SOMETHING SEEMINGLY INNOCENT BEING HANDED OUT TO ME? WELL FUCK, THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE ISN'T IT? WHEN IT COMES TO YOU, IT'S *ALWAYS* TOO FUCKING GOOD TO BE TRUE BECAUSE THE MORE YOU LIKE ONE OF US THE MORE YOU LIKE SEEING US SUFFER. I DON'T BELIEVE THAT WHOLE LIKE A GEODE SHIT. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? THAT IS A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES EXCUSE TO FORCE ME AND ANYONE ELSE THEY GET THEIR DEGENERATE MINDS ON TO BE PUT THROUGH HELL AND BACK, BEND AND BROKEN AND SEEING HOW MUCH WE CAN TAKE UP THE ASS BEFORE WE FINALLY FALL TO THE GROUND LIKE A COFFEE MUG KNOCKED CARELESSLY TO THE GROUND. OR EVEN WORSE, ONE OF THOSE FANCY CHINA PLATES RICH BITCH HUMANS SEEM TO LIKE SO MUCH. COFFEE MUG OR CHINA PLATE, HOW MANY PIECES WE BREAK INTO AND HOW HARD IT IS TO PUT US BACK TOGETHER DEPENDS UPON OUR OWN GOD DAMNED STRENGTH OF WILL TO WITHSTAND ALL THE FROTHING BULLSHIT YOU ASSHOLES INSIST ON THROWING AT US AND DROWNING US UNDER. DON'T BEAT A DEAD HORSE? YEAH RIGHT! LIKE ANY OF YOU, *ESPECIALLY* YOU MUN, KNOW THE MEANING OF THAT. WE'RE ALREADY BROKEN, SOME BEYOND REPAIR, AND YET YOU CONTINUE TO PUSH AND PUSH AND SEE HOW MUCH MORE WE CAN TAKE. BECAUSE NO, HAVING US START OFF FRESH AND NEW AND HAPPY IS TOO FUCKING MUCH TO ASK FOR. WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT? OH, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE NOT BEING A TOTAL FUCKING SADIST AND ENJOYING WRENCHING AS MUCH PAIN AND SORROW AND SUFFERING FROM SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE LEFT ALONG? OH WHAT'S THAT? AN OLD WOUND BARELY SCARRED OVER? HERE, LET ME RIP IT OPEN FOR YOU AND POUR SOME SALT ON IT WHILE WE'RE AT IT. AND NO, IT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER THAT ROKUDO'S HAD IT HARDER THAN ME BECAUSE THAT ONLY MEANS YOU BROKE HIM BEYOND REPAIR AND NOW IT'S MY TURN TO SEE HOW FAR I CAN GO. BUT LUCKY ME, I'M A STUBBORN BASTARD WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP TAKING ABUSE SO NOW I'M STUCK ON THIS NEVER ENDING RIVER OF LAVA AND JAGGED ROCKS TO BE BURNED AND TORN UNTIL YOU'RE SATISFIED.

I WON'T EVEN SAY IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE CAUSE KNOWING YOU, YOU'LL FIND SOME FUCKING WAY TO *MAKE* IT WORSE JUST TO PROVE A POINT TO ME. I'M GOOD THANKS, I'LL SETTLE HAPPILY IN MY STEAMING PILE OF BLOODY SHIT AND WE CAN CARRY ON OUR MARY WAY. BUT HEY, ALL THAT ASIDE, GOOD LUCK I GUESS? YOU'RE FREAKING OUT OVER THE APP PROCESS AGAIN, YOU NEED TO GET OVER THAT. THIS HAPPENS EVERY TIME NO MATTER WHO YOU'RE CHOOSING TO TORTURE NEXT AND IT USUALLY ENDS UP FINE DOESN'T IT? AND EVEN IF IT DOESN'T WHO THE FUCK CARES? I TRUST YOU TO FIGURE OUT SOME UPSIDE OR WHATEVER. I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO SAY IF IT DOESN'T MAKE IT, GOOD FOR ME, BECAUSE THAT'S JUST BEGGING FOR YOU TO TRY AGAIN TO SPITE ME. IT'S TOO LATE TO TURN BACK NOW SO FUCK YOU AND LET'S SEE HOW THIS GOES.