Hey look, I know you're really into both the shows and all, but please stop shipping - who even came up with that term anyway? - me with that Skye girl, alright? Firstly it's weird, really weird, secondly I don't even know her and -

No- No look I don't care how adorable she is.

Will you just listen to me?

I'm with Oli right now, deal with it. And no, I'm not gonna talk to you about all the 'feels' you have about the show. Try Felicity, I'm sure she'd be happy to.

But seriously? Lay off the shipping, it's creepy.